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Your Parents Probably Banged At Hotel Congress
TUCSON, AZ- Let's face it. Your parents probably made some long, dirty whoopee at Hotel Congress some years back. Your dad was puffin'...


Saying "At Least It's A Dry Heat" Still Makes You An Asshole.
My seatbelt just gave me third degree burns on my thenar web space. I didn't know what the name of the area between my thumb and index...
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Girl You Met On A Hike Doesn’t Actually Want To Hike With You Sometime
Oh, man! You blew it! It’s been 5 hours and she hasn’t texted you back! You were really making some changes in your life too, huh? A new...

Total Garbage Human Redeems Himself After Adopting Dog From PACC
TUCSON- Chet Renton of the eastside had an awakening recently. After years of being a complete garbage human being, he's finally found...

The Hut Replaces Iconic Tiki Head With Travis Kelce In Attempt To Lure Taylor Swift To Tucson
TUCSON- For the past few days, The Hut, an iconic 4th Avenue hotspot known for its beer garden and live music, has been under...

"NIGHTFALL" To Feature Customer From Your Old Serving Job You Forgot To Deliver Extra Ranch To
TUCSON- "NIGHTFALL at Old Tucson" a local October/Halloween staple is back this year with "NIGHTFALL: REIGN OF TERROR": 20+ acres of...

Night At The Pima Air & Space Museum: Security Guard Traumatized After War Relics Come To Life
TUCSON- Frank Garcia, an aspiring inventor used to bouncing between several odd jobs, recently landed a part-time night security job at...
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