Cobra Arcade Begins Using Actual Cobras To Help Security Close On Weekends
TUCSON, AZ - Cobra Arcade is a downtown party staple on the weekends and they are no strangers to the struggles of closing the bar in a...
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Reid Park Zoo's Newest Exhibit Is Your Mom
TUSCON, AZ - Taxpayers are already complaining about rising cost of feed required for the exhibit. Good day to you.
Eegee’s Unveils New Flavor Of The Month: “RECESSION OBSESSION”
TUCSON, AZ- Eegee’s, the Tucson staple submarine sandwich and frozen drink establishment unveils the new Flavor of the Month: “Recession...
Tucson Man Denied Entrance Into Every NYC Bar Because ID Expires In 2063
NEW YORK- 25 year old Tucson native, Jacob Howell, was excited to visit New York City for the first time ever…until he realized he was...
UofA Student's Uncle Knows About A Mexican Tire Shop Where He Can "Get 'Em For Cheap"
TUCSON, AZ- UofA student Brett Irvington finally decided to check the tire treads on his truck Thursday morning because of a TikTok video...
Man Realizes That Stone He Purchased At Gem Show Is Haunted And Demands To Be Returned to Norwa
TUCSON, AZ- Jeremy Kepp got more than he bargained for when he bought a labradorite stone from one of the many, many worldwide vendors at...
Woman Finally Satisfied After Tucson Potholes Provide Multiple Orgasms
TUCSON, AZ- Jennifer Lin was near 29th and Craycroft when she came to a very curious conclusion. She just climaxed. "I was driving after...
Young man Drives An Hour To Mt. Lemmon To Show Ex That He Travels Now
TUCSON, AZ- In a last-ditch effort to win back his ex-girlfriend, local resident Tyler McKinnon decided to take a road trip to Mount...
Girl You Met On A Hike Doesn’t Actually Want To Hike With You Sometime
Oh, man! You blew it! It’s been 5 hours and she hasn’t texted you back! You were really making some changes in your life too, huh? A new...
Man Realizes He Can Eat For Free Every Day By Saying He's a Food Blogger
TUCSON, AZ- Chet Karrington reminisces on his recent trials and tribulations before pushing his (mostly) devoured plate of goat cheese...
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