Sad Cowboy Goes on Dance-Strike Until “Yellowstone” Comes Back On The T.V.
TUCSON- Raylon Carver has hung up his hat and put away his dancing boots...for now that is. The long-standing "The Maverick: King of...
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A Little Too Excited For Season: Wildcats Football Fan Actually Tries To Takes Bear Down
TUCSON- Brian Murry, a local bartender, was last reported seen by hikers 3 days ago on the Mt. Lemmon Peppersauce Canyon Trail after a...
Tucson Radio DJ Frustrated That Summer UFO Tour Includes Phoenix But Not Tucson
TUCSON- There has been a growing dissatisfaction from locals about Tucson's post-pandemic entertainment roster due largely in fact to...
Brilliant Mathematician Finally Cracks Tucson’s Traffic Light Code
TUCSON- Wilhelm Heinrich Fraktalbach is being dubbed Tucson's own Oppenheimer due to his recent solving of Tucson's most generationally...
Night At The Pima Air & Space Museum: Security Guard Traumatized After War Relics Come To Life
TUCSON- Frank Garcia, an aspiring inventor used to bouncing between several odd jobs, recently landed a part-time night security job at...
Indonesian Knife Fighter Very Upset Learning “Tucson Knife Fight” Is Actually Culinary Competion
TUCSON- Arjuna "BladeWhisper" Wiratama, a West Sumatra, Indonesia native and silat Minangkabau legend, has been staying with a cousin in...
McDonald's T-Rex Has Had Enough of This Tucson Heat Wave and Goes on Rampage
TUCSON- TERROR ON TANQUE VERDE RD! On Friday afternoon, the famous T-Rex that has been a Tucson staple at the McDonald's 6651 E Tanque...
Christopher Nolan Demanding All Dads Sign Affidavit Promising Not To Make ‘Dropping Own Bomb’ Jokes
Christopher Nolan Demands 'No Dad Jokes' Before Releasing Oppenheimer
Man Goes For Run In 112 Degree Weather Because That's How Much People Annoy Him
Man Goes For Run In 112 Degree Weather Because That's How Much People Annoy Him
Your Parents Probably Banged At Hotel Congress
TUCSON, AZ- Let's face it. Your parents probably made some long, dirty whoopee at Hotel Congress some years back. Your dad was puffin'...
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