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Girl You Met On A Hike Doesn’t Actually Want To Hike With You Sometime
Oh, man! You blew it! It’s been 5 hours and she hasn’t texted you back! You were really making some changes in your life too, huh? A new...

Children/Parents Mortified As Tucson Mall Utilizes New “Tesla AI Santa Bot” To Undercut Costs
Tucson Mall's new Tesla Optimus Santa AI Robot TUCSON- Every December brings along cultural traditions throughout the US for families...

My Wife Decided Not To Finance With Jim Click & Now Evil, Wacky Inflatable Tube Men Are Following Us
I won't give my real name, but you can call me Jack. A while back, my wife went to Jim Click to look at a Certified Pre-Owned Hyundai...

Tucson Ghosts Are Beginning To Ask For Tips
TUCSON- With "Spooky Season" here, locals and tourists alike have been getting a head start on visiting Tucson's best haunted hotspots...

The “Bertos” Mexican Drive-Thru Clans Decide To Finally Unite Under One Banner
TUCSON- "One Bertos to rule them all, One Bertos to find them, One Bertos to bring them all, and in the desert bind them" reads an...


Affluent Tucson Family Devastated That Only Son Went To A Circle K Instead Of A Quiktrip
TUCSON, AZ- A local couple has expressed their outrage and disappointment after their son, William, made the grave mistake of stopping at...

Total Garbage Human Redeems Himself After Adopting Dog From PACC
TUCSON- Chet Renton of the eastside had an awakening recently. After years of being a complete garbage human being, he's finally found...

Golf N' Stuff Unveils "Gay Zoltar" In Suspected Cash Grab For Pride Month
TUCSON- Golf N' Stuff, the long-standing, iconic miniature golf and arcade staple has introduced an updated "Gay" version of Zoltar, the...

2023 Taco Bell New Year’s Eve Downtown Bowl Bash Cancelled After Day-Drunk Godzilla Eats Giant Taco
DOWNTOWN TUCSON- Reports are still flooding in as an evidently 'beligerant' Godzilla is stumbling his way westward on Congress after...

The Hut Replaces Iconic Tiki Head With Travis Kelce In Attempt To Lure Taylor Swift To Tucson
TUCSON- For the past few days, The Hut, an iconic 4th Avenue hotspot known for its beer garden and live music, has been under...

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